Jan 17 2008
5 Ways Starbucks can Save Britney Spears’ Life
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Dear Starbucks - You are the only one who can help Britney Spears…and here’s how:
- Stop putting cocaine in her frappuccinos - no matter how hard she begs.
- Give her a job and make her wear a uniform with panties
- Start holding her custody court cases at various Starbucks locations in the Valley. She will make it..Trust me!
- Delivery. Deliver that ish to her by the freezer load so she NEVER has to leave her home.
- Introduce Britney to the new Skinny line of drinks - homegirl is looking large and in charge lately!
P.S. Just in case you don’t save her in time, the AP already has Britney’s Obituary written…
