Word on the street is that some loser, Starbucks patron, paid $100 for Britney Spears’ discarded Starbucks cup!

Apparently Britney was at her local LA Starbucks and ordered a Vanilla Latte (sissy drink IMO), took a sip and decided it wasn’t sweet enough y’all. So she had the barista make another one. Can you say High Maintenance? Anywho, just as the barista was about to throw out the not-sweet-enough Vanilla Latte, a man yelled out, “Don’t throw that away, I’ll buy it!”. And sure enough he did, for 100 smackers.

Quick Ebay Alert: At the time of this posting..Britney Spears’ Starbuck Cup was not on Ebay…yet. Updates to come!

Artist, Phil In The Circle, chews up and spits out pastries to form an amazing image of BritneySpears. Yum!

It’s true folks…just seconds after being served this tall Starbucks coffee by her bodyguard, Britney Spears ran over a Police Officer’s Foot. Although we can’t be sure of the exact events I’m sure it went down like this:

Britters: “Thanks for the Starbucks y’all..Mmmm…yummy but my tongue feels kinda numb ya’ll”

Bodyguard [Rolls his eyes and helps her into the driver’s seat]

Britters: “Oh my god..look at all these stupid paparazzi, AHHHHH I spilled my Starbucks! Get out of my way Po-Po I need to get me some more!

On second thought, drinking Starbucks will NOT cause you to run over a cop…being stupid will though…

A tall Starbucks coffee was not the only thing Britney Spears got served as she left her court appointed drug test today. The troubled mother of 2 was served legal papers from her former manager. According to TMZ.com, Johnny Wright, Brit’s former manager is suing her over ‘contractual differences’. Wright issued a statement revealing that although he “has a great deal of affection for her” she still owes him commissions on all deals made through February 2008.

Source: Gone Hollywood

Britney soothes her freshly collagen injected lips with a Frappuccino from the Ventura Boulevard Starbucks.

Starbucks as post surgery therapy? Sounds like a marketing strategy to me!

P.S. You think she could’ve at least bleached her moustache too…ugh!

With Britney Spears hitting up her local Malibu Starbucks on, what seems like a daily basis…Why is Starbucks still spending $95 Million Dollars on Advertising?

The paparazzi and press attention that Britney Spears gets when she walks out of a Starbucks alone is worth more than they could ever spend..

Update: Does Starbucks contain crack?

Oh and in case you were wondering, Starbucks does not have a deal with Britney Spears.

Britney Spears celebrated the day by shopping for her pooch, inhaling a Starbucks frappuccino and dragging along her cousin/assistant/purse twin, Alli Simms.